If you’ve ever been to a Costco (yeah I know, strange, obscure out-of-the-way type place) you might have noticed that they sell a few food items there. Some of them are quite good… in fact, I think I’m addicted to hot dogs & almond bars.
As I was standing in line to feed my addiction the other day, it occurred to me that their “Chicken Bake” was a pretty lame name for a food item. I mean, who are the ad wizards who came up with that one, right?
So… to show that individuals in their own right can easily surpass the creative advertising geniuses who designed the “Chicken Bake”… I’ve compiled a mix & match list for you.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Just match one of the delectable meat products on the left, with the cooking action taken on the right… and you will have created a brand-new fast food product ready for mass marketing!
|
MEAT |
COOKING METHOD |
| Chicken | Bake |
| Beef | Sizzle |
| Fish | Fry |
| Shrimp | Boil |
| Pork | Microwave |
| Duck | Melt |
| Shark | Toast |
| Crab | Shake |
| Lobster | Dip |
| Buffalo | Saute |
| Ostrich | Broil |
Using this method will get you some terrific sounding treats!
Pork Fry
Shrimp Dip
Lobster Melt
But BEWARE! There are many dangers to avoid… such as the:
The Ostrich Microwave
a Shark Shake
and the dreaded Buffalo Boil
Thank you Costco! As always a great inspiration to me. 
March 12th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Eeewwww… to quote Mike Rowe from “Dirtiest Jobs”, “I can smell it now.” A Buffalo Boil that is… nasty.
I still say that any combination from here still beats the mysterious “Crisp Meat Burrito” from TacoTime. I mean, they don’t even specify what kind of meat it is. Do you realize the amount of leeway this gives them? Now that’s scary.