Ack! Actually, this isn’t very funny at all. Well, hahaha.. kinda is, now that I’m thinking about it. It’s like being drunk, except it’s not illegal and your brain cells don’t die. Well, at least I don’t think they do. Kinda hard to know, cuz if they’re dying you’re losing the very stuff that would tell you they were dyin…. oh man.
Sometimes it’s a wonder we make it through the day half-asleep. I mean, talking to people.. no problem. Driving… scary. But if you operate a forklift at Costco, you’re going to run some people over if you don’t get your sleep.
So for the sake of holiday shoppers at Costco’s all across the country, please allow those forklift dudes and dudettes to hit the hay early. We don’t want any trouble.
(I wonder if I’ll regret this post in the morning?)
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